Hi, I am rolls_for_initiative, and I hate you.

Yes, you. You know who I am talking to. The senior Captain and/or Field Grade who raps your knuckles on your standing desk, waves to your stupid fucking coin collection, and sighs "Company command was the best time in my career."

Do you know why you enjoyed command? Because you are a fucking moron.

If I have to sit through one more LPD and watch...

I'm in the Reserve and was only active for 2 years. I've been back home for a year now and still feel like I have no purpose in life. I feel unfulfilled and like I'm not serving how I should. I feel like I half assed it by joining the Reserve and can't get the motivation to do any school or anything I planned on doing with my life once I was back home. It sucked being the Army's bitch and now I...

Alright so I'm in Buffalo, NY currently, I just grabbed my uniform from the cleaners and flew to NY. Only problem is I completely forgot my belt for the jacket, I have a funeral on Saturday if anyone would be able to help. You'll get it right back, and I'll pay you.

I live in the barracks and I honestly get pretty annoyed at the same SPC asking me for a ride despite there being at least 3 other dudes with cars (who also live on the same floor as he does, I don't) who are also in our platoon/company.

As a Salty CPL, I'm strongly considering charging $2 per Soldier and for each different ride as well.

Is there any regulation specifically stating that I cannot...

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Good evening, moral dilemma here. I would love any input whether positive, negative, sarcastic, or “out of the box”

I currently have a secret clearance, my recruiter “helped” me fill out my initial SF86. I am about to start an investigation for a TS-SCI, however there are certainly some “discrepancies” on my initial application.

Does anyone have experience with this...

It’s now div policy that you are required two comp days for every weekend day that you work. My unit has had us detailed out the last 4 weekends in a row. If one of you know where to locate that memo or happen to have it, I’d appreciate it

When I was fresh into AIT we got back from Christmas break and of course they were doing a company wide UA. Well they had taken us into separate barracks rooms with different instructors and drills. My observer was my company 1sgt and his wife called him during my attempt #1 and had confronted him about cheating. I could hear her bc it was just me and him in this barracks room and I was in the...

Different MOS?

Shorter/longer enlistment?

Not joined at all?

Took a different enlistment bonus?

Went with a different branch?

I always joke when ppl ask my advice and say "I wish I joined the Air Force". Sometimes I think that might be a true sentiment and not an inside joke.

I need everyone's Steam IDs effective immediately NLT affirmative prior to COB 1900, along with a screenshot of everyone's cyber awareness challenge certificates. The XO of r/army's S-3 is tasked with standing up a minimum of a platoon sized element for a game of some sorts with the stated purpose of defeating the enemies of America in cyberspace, and supporting the SMAs stated goal of having a...

Stupid question, probably.

My ETS date is tomorrow. I have a 0830 appointment to pick up my DD214, flag, and Certificate of Retirement; and a 0900 appointment to get my Retired ID.

Can I go to a pot shop at 0930 and burn one down at my place when I get home? More to the point: am I technically retired once I sign my DD-214, or at 2359 tomorrow? When could I send a phony pizza order to my Ops NCO,...