Between all branches we have here, what is the funniest safety brief you've had?

The ones I can remember are:

1) If it’s warm, wet and not yours, don’t touch it.

2) If the thought of doing something makes you giggle for more than 5 seconds…you are to assume that you are NOT allowed to do it.

3) If you can’t wash it off, show it off, or share it with your friends, DON’T BRING IT HOME!

4) Don’t add...

I am a video gamer, and one of the running jokes is the LMG-gunner that reloads after firing a single shot from his 100 cartridge belt. Obviously in reality, this makes no sense because everyone would spend 80% of their time reloading, and you would quickly end up with 10 barely emptied magazines.

But how do the pros do it? Do you simply empty your magazine, and then reload with your head down...

I enlisted in the USMC when I was 17 years old because I didn’t think I could get in to college. I did, so I didn’t ship out. I joined AFROTC in college, but I couldn’t wake up at 5am on Fridays. I wanted to party, lol.

I thought I’d join after college because I didn’t think I could land a job. I did. Now I’m 26, no debt, healthy, no record, and I have my shit together.

I’ve always wanted to...

(ww2) First, do you get paid by the hour or is it a base pay. Second do you still get paid as a pow And lastly if you excaped from a pow are you required to report back right away

Im in high-school right now and I really wanted to know if all the hobbies like art,cosplay,guitar and cooking aren’t cut out for me,if I should join? I have been also struggling with staying focus on doing any and just staring at a wall or for about 30 minutes and forgetting about what I was doing. for example,ill be drawing then ill end up spending hours on youtube. and I do this same stuff with...

Just an FYI. There was a discussion about service-related injuries in /r/medicine a few days ago. Their perspective of service injuries and the causes is interesting. Worth a read but avoid posting there as they have strict rules.

Hey guys, Army wife here. Hubby is nearly at his 20 year mark and going on Terminal Leave in just a couple of months. Then officially retiring a few months after that.

He’s a stellar soldier, kept his nose clean, got his higher education, and has made plenty of good post-retirement job contacts. He’s already applying and interviewing and contacting references. I have a great DoD position that...