Went to CIF today… Their floor was dusty. I, being the silly little goose I am, put my duffle filled with gear on the ground. A single piece of dead grass in the Velcro on my TAPs-dirty, clean it and come back. The duffle which accumulated dust from being on their own floor-dirty, clean it and bring it back. The ruck which had a camouflage pattern on it-dirty, clean it and bring it back.

Twelve rack of McDonald’s Baja blast supreme please. No lettuce on that, I’m allergic to grass.