Your = your own (go and get your shoes)

You're = you are

Were = second person singular past, plural past, and past subjunctive of be. (They were going to get their shoes)

We're = we are

Wear = two meanings: 1. have on one's body or a part of one's body as clothing, decoration, protection, or for some other purpose. (You're wearing my shoes, fuckboy) 2. damage, erode, or destroy by friction or use. (These shoes have a bit of wear and tear on them)

Ware = articles offered for sale (khajiit has wares, if you have shoes)

Where = in or to what place or position (where are my shoes?)

There = again, place or position (ah, there are my shoes)

Their = belonging to or associated with the people or things previously mentioned or easily identified (they were going to get their shoes. And yes, I recycled this one)

They're = they are (they're looking for their shoes right now)

To = to infinity and beyond

Too = I see too many of you just straight up not adding the extra 'o' to 'too' and I'm tired of it

Than = used in comparisons as a conjunction (these bowling shoes fit me better than my running shoes)

Then = indicates time (I'm gonna try these purple shoes on now, then try the yellow ones after)

"Mine as well"

"Might as well"

"Should/would of"

"Should/would have"

"So fun"

"So much fun"

"How it feels like"

"What it feels like"

"How it feels"

Accept = verb, to receive willingly (I accept this gift of shoes)

Except = to leave out or exclude (all of these shoes are clean, except for the red ones)

Affect & effect = this one's a little different, as the key here is to use 'affect' as a verb, as in to produce an 'effect', noun, onto something. (These new shoes are affecting my walk) & (those shoes had an effect on his walk), get it?

Less = use when referring to an innumerable plural (I'd like for there to be less dirt on my shoes)

Fewer = use when referring to a countable plural (there are fewer shoes in my closet than I remember)

Poison = a toxin that is inhaled, swallowed, or absorbed through the skin. Think tree frog or poison ivy.

Venom = a toxin that is injected deliberately. Think snake fangs. And yes, all spiders are venomous.

Desert = both noun and verb; noun: a dry barren area of land. Verb: to abandon someone or something. (Pvt B. Falcon deserted his post. I know because his shoes are missing.)

Dessert = sweet stuff after dinner. The extra S stands for sweet. (I spilled my dessert on my shoes)

Capital = can refer to uppercase letters, accumulated wealth, or the city that serves as the seat of a country's or state's government.

Capitol = is a building in which the legislative body of government meets.

A = use before a word beginning with a consonant - Q, W, R, T, Y, P, S, D, F, G, H, J, K, L, Z, X, C, V, B, N, M (I own a pair of shoes)

An = use before a word beginning with a vowel - A, E, I, O, U (I own an expensive pair of shoes)

(Note: when using A or AN before an acronym, if the first letter of the acronym makes a consonant sound when spoken, use A. Example: this shoe is a POS. That fucker over there has an RPG.)

You can just say 'Ukraine', it's not 'the Ukraine'

There are a plethora of synonyms for 'toxic' when someone's being a dick online. You can say; obnoxious, quarrelsome, combative, dysfunctional, harmful, unfriendly, unreasonable, disobliging, impolite, malignant, virulent, hurtful, or even pestilential. Branch out some, it can be fun to use new words. It also helps if you want to be taken seriously in formal situations.

Good luck, guys.