let’s paint a picture, you’re off for the day, decided to knock out some medpros like the good NCO you are. You call and call and call because you live and work off base. After 2 hours you keep getting the sound of the call line being busy. You know the one, the sound you hear in the scary movies.

So you hop your fatass in the truck, drive on post to just make an appointment in person, and this is the fucking first thing you see. Phone off the hook. I stg been this way for a week and now I see why the line has been busy everytime I call it.

I see no one at the desk, so after 10 minutes a guy steps out, sits down at the desk, leaving the phone down. So I ask “hello sir can you make me an appointment” like the gentleman I am, but FUCK ME this man no shit word for word goes

“nah i’ve gotta go and the other guy that’s supposed to be here isn’t, so maybe someone else will help you.. bye”

I hate kimbrough so much