Change of Command Ceremonies
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Why do they always feel like taking a piece of Sandpaper to the taint?
-They always during PCS Season so Boom Summer Heat
-Everyone and their Mother must attend, which means Outdoor venues only
-The fuckin Speeches I swear upon all the unborn kids that I will ejaculate later tonight, that not a single Speech at any CoC Ceremony in history for any branch has had any meaningful speech that actually made a difference ever.
New Pitch for the CoC Ceremonies, the incoming & outgoing CO meet the presiding Senior officer in a parade field and have a public dance off. Costumes would be encouraged and over the span of the performance everyone would get a better picture of the incoming CO than any speech or "Command Philosophy" ever could.
One shot of the Booze Please
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