I’m tired of wiping my ass with this shitty ass skilcraft single ply toilet paper. That’s if I can even find any because nobody stocks the restrooms. The Air Force probably got triple ply charmin angel ultra soft and bidets with heated toilet seats and I have to look in 5 different stalls before I can find one that doesn’t have shit smeared on the seat with 3 empty toilet rolls where the sand paper we call toilet paper used to be. It’s like using a McDonalds napkin. I’ll take a happy meal and a bottle of antidepressants with a side salad