Mod Team, Distinguished Guests, Community Leaders and most importantly to the members and lurkers of this subreddit, I would like to inform each and every one of you that I am currently on leave and used my NCO support channel to come to this difficult decision. I have to come to the conclusion that I will be shaving on leave to demonstrate to Dad that I am disciplined on and off duty.

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