Hear me out.

The Army pays for all of these buildings, they work with the blueprints with the contractors and say “yes, this is what I want built. I want that barracks building with like, 12 doors on the first floor. Doors at the bottom of the stairwell. Give me 20ish friggin doors on the bottom of the brigade building. Freaking take my money and do it.”

As soon as those buildings are up, with the silly little extra amount of doors, just for people to come along and throw up “DO NOT USE” signs on every single exterior door other than the main entrance.

Like, when you’re building a barracks building, you KNOW you’re going to make PFC Doofleshit and CPL Dickweed pull CQ in it and force people to funnel through the main entrance, so why even add all the extra doors?

I get the fire safety argument, but come on dude, my current barracks building has EIGHT exterior doors on the first floor, and we’re authorized to use one. Wtf?