Shitposting Statement: To the Moff at the Tosche station
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Recitation: Yes. You. The one who just filled up their speeder and closed the fuel door. Then made direct eye contact with this unit and threw the "Gimme 1 second" finger, and walked into the Station.
Continuation: This unit hopes all your ensign buddies that got out find more success than you ever will and you struggle to find a job outside of selling death sticks. Meatbag.
Request: This unit will have a black hole and Tarisian Ale
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