uber: yeah I was in the army 25 years I was a 13b the whole time

me: you must be real photogenic then

uber: yeah I used to blow shit up all the time

me: yeah I bet

uber: yeah I killed about 60 people

me: wuh

uber: yeah I was deployed to Iraq 7 times now I drive soldiers around

me: you okay bro?

uber: yeah I just thug that shit out

me: he'll yeah

Did I meet a fucking war hero