Over the course of time, I developed three nicknames after well-meaning, but slow, protagonists: Bobby Boucher, Radio, and Gump (sometimes Gumpy). I was motivated but took a while to understand things, and also have a goofy smile that I can't wipe off my face no matter who I'm talking to. Got me into some hot water when I was new.

I also shit myself while running once and was Mr. Poopypants and Shitcheeks for a while.

Y'all got any good ones?