For example.

Have you ever seen anyone put a donut in a toaster?

I was there for that.

Not one of the toasters that you press down on and toast pops up, but the rotisserie ones. Well this new check in decides he wants a bagel. But instead of grabbing one, the dude puts a glazed donut in the toaster.

Not bothering to cut it in half, just takes the whole thing and slaps it in with some plastic...

Coming back from the invasion of Iraq in 2003, my Marine artillery unit floated back on a Navy ship. During the invasion my unit had somehow acquired several pallets of Iraqi beer, a brand called Sherezade.

When the fighting died down we trucked the beer down to Kuwait and loaded it on the ship. They kept it secured and once a month during cook-outs on the deck they'd issue a max of two beers per...

And what’s the most badass short saying you’ve heard

I feel bad for most of the people who do this. I don’t believe for one second a person who is mentally stable can dress up as a soldier and go out into public and pretend to be one. I’m not saying it’s not wrong, but most of these videos I see it’s clear the person is not all there mentally.

The comments though are hilarious