Ive been angling to get back into Federal service for a hot minute now and am highly motivated to get back in the suck with you crazy fuckers who actually took the opportunity to get help.

Be advised: a redditor is in your midst, but I will be Semper Fi as a mother fucker and fully protect your privacy at all costs. YOU mother fuckers matter, lets get better together!

IF YOU NEED HELP OR IF YOU ARE WONDERING IF YOU NEED HELP.... TAKE THE SHOT!

So pumped!