My nephew is joining the Navy later this year, he's working on submarines. I want to gift him something that will help him throughout his career. Any ideas?

Would it be through Increasing their salaries ? Offering more bonuses ? Having better Facilities exclusively for veterans' welfare and things like unions ? Or would it be like how Germany does it ? Where their salaries are high and there is also more specialist and technical pay . Plus their last month's paycheck would be 4-6 times (depending on time served) plus a severance pay of 75% last...

basic, deployments, training schools (like ranger school or SERE school). i don't care, just give me the funnies/saddest shit you got.

Why do people in the military go for that shit? I don't like to brag but my wife is cute. Why do some soldiers or any other military personnel love going for unattractive women who are obese?