What's That Smell?
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Is that your dick that smells like that? Never thought I would ask that question. And no, I'm not a "new soldier". I served when crotch sniffing was something dogs did, not soldiers.
No shit, there I wish I wasn't. For those who know, well know. I had been grouped up for quite some time. I'm sure the terms have changed as does slang and jargon throughout the years.
A new selection came to the team. Yay! Celebrate! You made it fucker! Hard training, good win! Now blow me! Just kidding, there was no bj, or asking. Like I tried to point out... Old school. Let's call him Mike. Common enough name.
Mike had combat speed knowledge. Common sense was very lacking. Great soldier, bad at being human.
He was first up st whatever time wake up was, last down. Dedicated.
He broke me. My mind, my sense of well being. My soul ached because of what he did/didn't do.
YTC, playing with the Rangers from JBLMC in WA. We were opp4. Score! Should be fun.
Oops go on for about 3 weeks. A funny smell beyond feet and ass started to linger around the group. It was gradually coming on, we didn't notice as much as it got worse.
I had gotten pulled away to observe, so I hadn't been around for 6 days. When I came back the smell was unbelievable. I was no longer use to it, or unaware that it was getting worse.
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OP mapped out. Me and Mike were the first team out. Cover ourselves with native foliage and natural material (sand).
Smell starts to hit me.
Me: level with me. We are forward. That smell is a giveaway. What us it.
Mike: You know I am (guess religion here).
Me: So what.
Mike: I'm not circumcised.
Me: Wait. (Thinking). That smell is coming from your Johnny?
Mike: Yeah. Pretty sure.
Me: I don't anything about it. You gotta go to medical.
Mike: It's quiet and calm, can you look at it.
Me: Not now. When the sun comes up.
Hours later. Sun comes up. I cry.
I saw it. The horror. I wanted the comfort of my mom, his mom, and to cuddle my own little Johnny and repeat the phrase "I'll never do that to you".
He hadn't been taking care of his foreskin in the field. It had been infected for weeks.
When he finally told me was because of a nasty thing. He had not been able to urinate because the swelling had closed off the end of his member.
That night it burst through. The OPP was over for him.
Cause: Didn't clean his uncircumcised skin.
Aftermath: major infection. 1 surgical treatment to remove necrotic tissue.
Results: fully functional, but very odd odd scary looking penis.
Take care of yourselves. Carry baby wipes. Wash your shit, or you might lose it.
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