Story of the Month for May 2023: "If it smells clean, it is clean." by /u/slackerassftw
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Your Story of the Month for May is "If it smells clean, it is clean" by /u/slackerassftw. Some good military malicious compliance is always fun to read about. You may have custom flair if you like, contact the moderation team.
Our Runner-Up for May is "A message for Garcia" by /u/baka-tari. Your stories are always great. You will get gilded and may have custom flair if you like - contact the moderation team.
Our Honorable Mention for May is "Paint scheme rules? What are they?" by /u/radiant-art3448. You will get gilded and may have custom flair if you like - contact the moderation team.
Everyone stay safe and we will see you next month.
Congratulations to our winners!
January 2023 Winner "I can absolutely refuse a NJP and I will SSGT" by /u/nospamkhanman.
February 2023 Winner "Mohammed's Radio" by /u/dittybopper. RIP /u/dittybopper.
March 2023 Winner "The Bone Marrow Guy of Fort Bliss" by /u/blissbonemarrowguy.
April 2023 Winner "Missile inbound orrr ?????" by /u/JuiceH28.
May 2023 Winner "If it smells clean, it is clean" by /u/slackerassftw.
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A: We look at upvotes, comment history, community awards/reddit awards and throw in a bit of the "arbitrary mods" rule. It isn't completely scientific, but it is close.
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