I was working at the local Army recruiting station today and I had plenty of time to stare at the photos of the chain of command. I determined that officers have it easier because all of them were smiling in their photos while the enlisted looked like they wanted to rip off my head and shit down my neck. When I mentioned that to Top, he just said, "yep" and grabbed another cup of hate-filled coffee while staring me down.

Edit - for you printersexuals who want more details, it was a big ass Lexmark printer that was replacing the little ass Lexmark printer. I would definitely say it is thicc. 4 paper trays, extra memory, and a CAC reader (that's what you kids call those, right? We didn't have anything like that when I was in.) Now go wash your hands and clean up your mess.