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Effective Accelerationism (e/acc) and American Dynamism flags and patches. We believe in the future of technology and innovation and support Techno-Optimist's across the globe who are helping the world accelerate.

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Accelerate or Die - The Bedford Flag Reimagined

Posted on February 14, 2024

First, lets take a journey back in time...The Bedford Flag is the oldest known flag in the United States, dating back to the early 1700s. The flag's Latin motto, "Vince Aut Morire," translates to "Conquer or Die." Talk about a bold statement!The flag is named after the town of Bedford, Massachusetts, where it was likely created.The Bedford Flag has a mysterious history, with some accounts claiming it was carried by the Bedford Minutemen Company during the American Revolution. The flag's design features a crimson background with a central emblem of a sword and a Latin motto.The flag's unique design has inspired other flags and symbols, such as the Massachusetts state flag, which also features a sword and a Latin motto....

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